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Lila Leanne Weasley's InsaneJournal:
| Thursday, May 17th, 2012 | |
| 11:00 pm | ( Private: Sergei ) |
| Monday, May 14th, 2012 | |
| 1:51 pm | Oh. My. God. Bulgarians are the BEST at insults. I thought the Irish were pretty damned skilled at profanity, but guys--BULGARIAN SWEAR WORDS AND INSULTS ARE THE BEST--they are страхотен (that means awesome). My original English-Bulgarian dictionary was STUPID and didn't have any bad words, so I found one that was JUST FOR OBSCENITIES. Win for me! I am SO ready for the game. Here are things I can say now (and yes, I know the usual suspects already, but these are the FUN ones): --Нека гладен Карпатите дългокоси вълчица пръсна пишка, мамка му - "Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf suck your dick, fuck." WHAT AN INSULT! It's just crazy and oddly specific and AWESOME! --And the most awful yo mama diss EVER - Майка ти е гадно мечки в гората - "your mother sucks bears in the forest" --And MY FAVORITE -- сте грозна като салата - you are as ugly as a salad. WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT? The Bulgarians. SEE? AWESOME. I am going to use that one ALL THE TIME Sergei. Thank you for allowing me to have this cultural experience. My worldview is getting broader by the moment. Also, I think it is time to sample more of the local vodka. |
| Thursday, May 10th, 2012 | |
| 9:38 pm | Well, that season sucked. Thankfully, my last final is now over and I can focus on next season. Which WILL be better So. Summer. Dean, shall we put our differences aside and have our own summer training camp? I'm drawing up a schedule already. Since I have no life outside of Quidditch (non-Quidditch people, please don't pity me--I have chosen this path) I'm planning on starting, well... tomorrow. Who needs vacation anyway? Oh, whoever suggested I needed to relax and should try Yoga... clearly you do not know me at all. WHAT IS THE POINT IN THAT SHIT? I have never been so bored in my life, and I took ACCOUNTING classes this semester. |
| Wednesday, March 14th, 2012 | |
| 5:56 pm | And now ALL of my first string chasers are out with the flu, and I have a sneaking suspicion that a few of my other lovely players are, ah, faking it, for lack of a better description, to get a few days off. Yes, I know you are sore -- we are ALL SORE. But anyone who does not owl me a healer's note showing proof of illness is going to run until they TRULY ARE sick. To those of you who actually are ill, please get well soon. REALLY soon. Some of our reserve chasers act like they've never seen a Quaffle before. Also, I just have serious doubts that our reserve seeker ever HAS seen a snitch. That would require, you know, moving at more than a snail's pace and CATCHING one. And now I am going to be serious about something that is NOT Quidditch related--stop the presses, I know. But seriously, just read. About this curfew thing--I don't know how I feel about the school making rules that keep adults indoors against their will after 8pm, but I do know that everyone really needs to be smart about this stuff. Don't think you're too big and bad to be the next victim; some of the girls who have been taken are pretty tough. Even during the day, we should ALL be traveling in pairs or groups. I know it's a pain in the arse, but is it really more of an inconvenience to grab a friend to walk with you to the coffee shop than it is to get kidnapped? Didn't think so. Let's all look out for each other, yeah? [Edited an hour or so later] WHAT. THE. FUCK?! What kind of a STARTING SEEKER just DROPS OUT OF SCHOOL to go BACKPACKING AROUND SOUTH AMERICA with her BOYFRIEND? I didn't even know Jamie had a boyfriend--in fact, a week ago she was hitting on random guys at the pub! But you know what she DID have? A CONTRACT with the APPLEBY ARROWS that said she would PLAY WITH THE VIPERTOOTHS until she GRADUATED and joined their team! A CONTRACT. You know, those things that are basically like promises, except more BINDING and OFFICIAL? But apparently her word means absolutely NOTHING. She wrote me a note--an OWL that she posted from RIO DE JANEIRO apologizing if she had created any problems, but saying that she had to get a "change of scenery" to see if things were going to work out between her and Holden, and that she was "BORED" with her everyday life and "NEEDED A CHANGE OF SCENERY" before she could be a grown up.Well, congratufuckinglations, Jamie. You're definitely not a grown up. Anyone but a spoiled little child would be more considerate of her teammates, who have been working their asses off all season long, and w ould have postponed this little joyride across the rainforest until at least the end of the season, or, I DON'T KNOW, GIVEN SOME ADVANCE NOTICE TO THE PEOPLE WHO DEPENDED ON HER? So, now we don't have a seeker. Wonderful. SO, anyone around this campus know how to play seeker? Because apparently we need a starter. Our reserve guy is just... not ready. At all. |
| Tuesday, March 6th, 2012 | |
| 10:23 am | Yes, I know the game is over and life goes on. No, I do NOT want to talk about it. BUT I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM MY And yes, I know I can't revoke anyone's contract, but it's REALLY hard to play professionally after being SNAPPED IN TWO by your VERY ANGRY CAPTAIN. Practices are not fucking optional. If you need a reminder of WHY we need to practice, please redirect your attention to the final score of our most recent match. That's all. |
| Sunday, February 19th, 2012 | |
| 8:04 pm | So much for the Vipertooths' practice schedule. The morons in the Athletic Director's office (maybe even the AD himself, who the hell knows) have decided that I need to "tone it down" this spring, and have seen fit to remind me of university policies regarding practice. Doesn't this school have bigger things to worry about than how many hours my team practices per week, like, I don't know, GIRLS VANISHING left and right. Go deal with that and leave me and my team alone, please. Each and every player on all three of these teams has been drafted to play professionally. This program--which, let me just say, this whole "everyone has to go to college before going pro" thing is bullshit in the first place--is supposed to prepare players for their future professional careers. Under these regulations, we're barely going to be allowed to practice any more than we did at Hogwarts! -No Sunday practices at all (I wasn't going to schedule those anyway, because everyone needs one damned day off) -No SATURDAY practices on the pitch, which I guess means we're only allowed to do conditioning -No two-a-days (which I personally like, because we could have more days off) -Practices may be a maximum of three hours; only two hours per practice can be flying hours (HOW DUMB IS THIS? I'm not saying we need ridiculously long practices all the time, but we have matches that sometimes go on for upward of EIGHT HOURS, and we're supposed to be in shape for that if we're only allowed to fly for two at a stretch?) -Each team may practice no more than 12 hours per week, total. Ugh. Guess I need to get back to work on this schedule. ( Vipertooths ) |
| Monday, October 10th, 2011 | |
| 10:18 pm | Can I just say... IT'S TIME TO GET MY CELEBRATE ON! Teammates, I PROMISED that I wasn't killing you guys at practice for no reason, didn't I? WASN'T IT ALL WORTH IT? In fact, I'm calling an emergency team meeting right now. The usual pub, half an hour. Be there or be.... really really boring. |
| Wednesday, August 17th, 2011 | |
| 7:45 pm | SERIOUSLY? One of my reserve players just quit. Said it was because practice was "too hard." That he thought it was ridiculous that he had to run until he puked. Well, Daniel, you wouldn't have PUKED if you weren't HUNG OVER AT PRACTICE. No one else puked. Today was our EASY day and we only ran five miles. Stop being an irresponsible alcoholic and drinking on Tuesday nights when you know you have to practice at 6 a.m. and then we won't HAVE this problem.I can't believe the Magpies drafted him in the first place. I'm sure they'll be REALLY pleased to hear that he quit after they wasted a third round pick on his ass. In other news, tomorrow we're running up and down that big hill outside of town. I don't want to hear any whining, we have to get in better shape. Some of you spent all summer lying on the beach instead of staying in shape and RUNNING on the beach like real athletes should. To my players who aren't bitching whiners - THANK YOU! THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES! Anyone who makes it through tomorrow without whining/crying/threatening to quit gets Saturday off. |
| Monday, August 8th, 2011 | |
| 11:09 pm | Can we just start practice already? I honestly have no idea what to do with my life right now. No quidditch, living at home with my parents - don't get me wrong, I love them, but I am getting too old for the moving back home thing. They have so many rules and questions, and if my mom asks me one more time if I'm ever going to "start looking for a nice bloke," I'm going to run away with the circus. At least there I could be a trapeze artist or something! Seriously. Practice needs to start now. I'm captain this year, that's totally huge! We need to get started so the Vipertooths have PLENTY of time to prep before the first match. Everyone better come ready to work their asses off, because vacation is almost over! And yes, I'm excited about the end of vacation. I know that's weird, but at least I'm excited because of something awesome like Quidditch. My brother is actually excited about CLASSES. That makes me the normal one! |
| Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 | |
| 4:14 pm | |